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Dear Real Estate Agents.

 

Must be cool being a real estate agent.

 

But I bet you it's stressful as.

 

Rocking up to a house.

 

The driveway has oil stains, Algae (Green stuff), tire marks.

 

The roof is covered with Mould.

 

So are the walls.

 

Just everything is a disaster.

 

I bet you it drives you mad.

 

Just want to punch the air and Gouge your eyes out.

 

(Woahhhh that's a bit brutal). 

 

Thinking of ways to get this clean.

 

Or.

 

praying the clients don't see anything.

 

Hopefully they come with a blind fold.

 

But they probably don’t.

 

You’re probably thinking.

 

How the F can I get rid of it?

 

Or maybe the home seller is blowing your phone.

 

Asking for advice.

 

You’re probably sending them DIY videos on Youtube.

 

Hopefully they do it themselves.

 

But now the house is blue.

 

You Realised?

 

It’s not like cutting your lawn. 

 

It’s more complicated than you thought.

 

Probably as complicated as your ex.

 

Pressure washing isn’t easy.

 

It’s hard. 

 

Really hard, harder than saying.

 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

 

Yeah I can’t say that word either, don't bother.

 

“Presh wash this isn't some english class” 🙄

 

I apologise, let’s continue on.

 

A lot of people are thinking the same thing.

 

How can I get this clean?

 

Can I snap my fingers and all this Yuck goes away.

 

Unfortunately that doesn't happen…

 

Or does it?

 

We know a way with one snap.

 

“BOOM”.

 

It's all gone brand new.

 

You say magic.

 

I say It’s only Preshwash.

 

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The mould is lowering the value.

 

Getting less eyes.

 

People aren't really Interested.

 

Swiping left like it's some tinder app.

 

I mean wouldn't you if you saw a house in that state?

 

Look how ugly this looks.

 

 

 

“Blah” I just vomited.

 

Doesn't sound like what vomit usually sounds like but I'm trying my best.

 

Wait.

 

Look at this.

 

⚠️Prepare yourself.

 

 

 

I know it's hard to look at. 

 

That's only a photo, imagine it in real life.

 

The green stuff is like kryptonite for the house.

 

Pressure Washing Near Me

 

Homeowners are getting their houses cleaned.

 

And Real estate agents are getting into this as well.

 

This is why a lot of them are so far ahead in sales.

 

The real question is…

 

Are you next?

 

We pressure wash.

 

Driveways.

 

Pavements.

 

Bricks.

 

Gutters.

 

And Fences.

 

“What about the roofs, and some walls that aren't made of bricks”.

 

Hold your horses.

 

For specific walls and Roofs. 

 

We soft wash.

 

What is soft wash?

 

Don’t worry.

 

That's for me to know and you not to know.

 

Just pulling your leg.

 

Soft wash is when you spray special Juice, and wash it down with a hose.

 

Just so it doesn't damage the walls and the roof.

 

If you're wondering.

 

Yes we window clean as well

How awesome is that!

 

Yes I know.

 

We are pretty cool.

 

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We don’t use DIY toys. 

 

We use professional tools.

 

No damage, only results.

“But the house we are trying to sell is far”.

 

We are everywhere.

 

Just like that fly on a summer day.

 

Craigieburn?

 

We are there.

 

Coburg? 

 

We are there.

 

Point Cook?

 

Glen Waverley?

 

Anywhere in Melbourne.

 

We are there.

 

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